””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	2199

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Animals Bred:	70

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	85
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NemeGaming

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

Join now at org.nemegaming.org

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	210	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ANiHost Factions server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

ANiHost’s new server!

We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FuZioN PvP

PvP, Survival

We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

smoke2k server

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Towny

ello and welcome to my minecraft server. We have this server for over 4 years and we recently changed to a new host and a new ip. We have people playing on this server from the start and we managed to become a nice community with a lot of fun events. Right now we are focused on towny + minigames like skywars and blockhunt. We try to have fun events every day to keep the server interesting for everyone. We do events like thewalls, marriages and we hold tournaments where people can win prizes.

I hope you want to join our server and have fun with us.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Craftpvp

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Hello and welcome to Hardcorepvp. A lot of fun and joy awaits you, I hope to see you in the fight. You can build a base, so it’s a server where you can farm and do PVP action. I would be happy if you could visit me on the server. It never gets boring on the server, the server doesn’t lag around, the server is restarted every 12 hours.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.