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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6323 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 186 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!