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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1083 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!