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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2825 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!