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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8284 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!