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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 389 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!