Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the players were constantly torn between choosing Brie or Daisy as their favorite actress. The drama was so intense that it led to epic battles and grand debates in the chat. But fear not, for our server is a safe haven for all fans of both actresses!

    And don’t even get me started on the characters Carol and Rey. The rivalry between these two in our server is legendary. Players have been known to build entire monuments dedicated to their favorite character, and the arguments over who is the worse character have been known to last for days.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that is filled with excitement, drama, and outrageous debates, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new favorite actress or character along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • /VTai/ – Voxel Tuber AI Minecraft SMP

    /VTai/ – Voxel Tuber AI Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images and piercing gazes that will make your screen crackle with energy! Our server is like no other, with a Wiki that’s a work in progress and resources that will blow your mind. Need a break from the chaos? Check out our FAQ or dive into the world of VTuber XL Loras. But beware, the LoRAs are archived and ready to cause mayhem at any moment.

    Looking for a challenge? Our EF+HLL Guide will push your Minecraft skills to the limit, while our VTuber Model Mixes will have you creating masterpieces in no time. Need some inspiration? Our VTuber Prompt List is here to spark your creativity and take your builds to the next level.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to insane scripts, cloud hosted installs that now require payment (because why not?), and GPU performance data that will make your computer weep with joy. And if you’re still not convinced, just remember that our tags are on point, our NovelAI wiki is a treasure trove of knowledge, and our models will leave you speechless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community on the internet. Just remember to watch out for the LoRAs and be prepared for anything. See you on the server, player!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • First World Minecraft Server

    First World Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild llama rodeo. That’s right, llamas everywhere wearing cowboy hats and bucking like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to stay on for more than 10 seconds, you’ll win a golden carrot as a prize!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen thriller moves like these before.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where the chickens serve up gourmet meals made from only the finest diamond-encrusted wheat. It’s a taste sensation that will have you coming back for seconds, thirds, and maybe even fourths.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union

    Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Citadel in Mass Effect – a melting pot of different species and cultures coming together to mine, build, and cause chaos!

    Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server

    Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and chaos you could ever dream of! Join us and witness the epic battle of which vtuber has the strongest speech impediment. And guess what? It’s none other than Hajime! But don’t worry, his speech impediment only makes him even more powerful in the game. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even learn a thing or two about overcoming obstacles in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

    Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer
    Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Emoji Minecraft Server

    Emoji Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 118 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CubeWorld Minecraft server

    CubeWorld Minecraft server

    – Our server is located in the Russian Federation

    – The most modern website with unique ideas

    – Lagi? Haven’t heard

    – Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

    – Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

    – We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

    – No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Mines Excavated: 1031
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Villages Defended: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5358 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

    Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

    Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

    Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Single Man Minecraft Server

    Single Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3762 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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