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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3073 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 160 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
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