InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MBCraft Factions

Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Aerth Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	73
Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.