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#Automotive, Booking, CAR, DRIVE, economic analysis, Economy, gdp, guy, Haircut, haircuts, hairdresser’s car, Impact, indirect responsibility, insults, percentage, personal grooming, reminder, self-care, service industry, societal influence, thinking, unintentional influence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

Contega RP

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2483	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

mc.jcamtech.com:25252

KoxeMc

Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2060	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

koxemc.xyz:25000

The Darkfortress

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

“World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

server.jpcsupplies.com

Diogenes smp

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	3947	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

78.108.218.69

Asser Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Minecraft.Asser.no

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

survicraft.my.pebble.host

EGMC

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	1

play

108.60.192.182

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Votes:	8500

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

conivia.apexmc.co:25702

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	113
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

dcpvp.net

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

the-epoch.net

McBlocks Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Smp.McBlocks.net

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	504
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

185.245.96.131

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

creative.shadecrest.com

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	207	Dragon Eggs Found:	2839
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

play.PrancingPonyMC.net

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

play.renmx.com