InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MaldivesDebtShowdown

$700 debt, awkward situations, christmas present, Communication Issues, confronting uncle, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, Family Support, financial favor, financial stress, financial struggles, holiday tension, Maldives vacation, MaldivesDebtShowdown, personal boundaries, repayment reminder, trust issues, unexpected confrontation, unpaid debts

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to uncles who conveniently forget to pay you back. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Forget about awkward Christmas dinners where secrets are revealed and tensions run high. On our server, the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic loot and the only tension you’ll feel is during an intense PvP battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family debt disputes.

NoFOMO Minecraft SMP

10. Nonconformity, 11. Alternative lifestyle, 12. Lack of consumerism, 13. Unmaterialistic values, 14. Unusual possessions, 15. Scarcity of belongings, 16. Lack of mainstream items, 17. Different possessions, 18. Minimalistic approach, 19. Absence of common items, 2. Unique circumstances, 20. Unconventional possessions., 3. Different priorities, 4. Minimalist lifestyle, 5. Unconventional choices, 6. Uncommon possessions, 7. Lack of societal norms, 8. Personal preferences, 9. Individualistic mindset, Lack of material possessions, Minecraft, NoFOMO, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3181
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	6688
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Bruh, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on all the epicness! Like, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, bro. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a literal unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. UNICORN. Plus, our community is like a bunch of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster – always up to some shenanigans and never a dull moment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, fam!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

balance, CraftyLifeUpgrade, efficiency, everyday life, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, mental health, mindfulness, positivity, productivity, quality of life, Routines, self-care, Simplicity, small change, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs dressed in tutus while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to improve your everyday life? How about a small change like being able to turn your enemies into giant walking tacos with just a flick of your wand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the dancing creeper who can teach you the art of breakdancing while exploding in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will significantly improve the quality of your Minecraft life!

Endo Alertness Ultra

alertness, athletic performance, brain function, cannabinoids, cognitive function, endo, Endocannabinoids, endurance sports, endurance training, exercise science, FITNESS, health, mental alertness, neurotransmitters, Performance, physical activity, physiology, research, sports science, study, ULTRA, ultra-endurance exercise

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crops Grown:	5845	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, ever wanted to flex your mental alertness while running a marathon in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our endocannabinoid-infused world will have you running for days without getting tired, all while keeping your brain sharp as a diamond sword. Join now for the ultimate ultra-endurance experience and see if you can outlast the competition. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be a little too alert for comfort!

Ironclad Factions

battle strategy, Community Events, competitive gameplay, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitch-free, Helpful Staff, Ironclad, Item duplication, LifeSteal, Loyal Community, MCMMO, PvP, PvP skills, respectful environment, Skill Progression, tactical combat, Trading

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7247
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	195

Minecraft Server: Ironclad Factions Lifesteal

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray on the server?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
What happens if I use discriminatory language?	Any form of homophobic/racist language will result in swift action.
Are glitches or exploits allowed?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited.
How should I interact with the staff?	Respect the staff, follow their guidance, and keep the community positive.

The Final Frontier 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, bad last arc, Character development, commonly held beliefs, community beliefs, critical reception, fan reactions, fan theories, Fandom, FINAL, Frontier, Manga, media analysis, misconceptions, Narrative structure, objectivity, plot twists, popular opinions, series, story-arcs, viewer perception, wrong opinions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Farms Harvested:	760	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!

Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	284	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Votes:	1604	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	215	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Items Found:	3187
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	29

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Enchantments Applied:	238	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Votes:	2776	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2957	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Votes:	1290	Towns Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	7112
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crops Grown:	2837
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Towns Built:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!