InsultCraft – Says What?!

classic joke, comedic timing, comedy, funny, humor, Humorist, InsultCraft, insulting word, jest, jestful, jestful comedy, jestful humor, jesting, jestingly, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quick wit, says what, solid joke, wordplay

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Animals Bred:	70
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore |

Alien, Bionicle, Cosmos, Cosmosminecraft, Creative, Dalek, Doctor, Doctor Who, Doctorwho, Economy, FANTASY, Freebuild, Galaxy, Gallifrey, Guns, Mandalorian, Marvel, Mcu, Planets, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Sci, Sci Fi, Scifi, Space, Spaceships, Spacestation, star, Star Wars, Starwars, Survival, Tardis, The Cosmos, Towny, Universe, Wars, Who

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6879	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	5013	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore | Minecraft Server

Planet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”

cosmosminecraft.net

BareBonesMP[Voice Chat | Mature | Whitelisted | NEW MAP]

Active, Anticheat, Antigrief, Barebones, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, java, Javaedition, Mature, PvE, Seasonal, Secure, Semivanilla, Small, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

BareBonesMP is a Minecraft community founded in 2019 with the idea of having the classic Minecraft server feel from the golden days and formed around a whitelisted, close knit community.

To be whitelisted, join our Discord server and fill out the app in the #whitelist-apps channel!

Server Address: play.barebonesmp.com Discord Link: https://discord.gg/barebonesmp Dynmap: https://barebonesmp.com/map

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing PluginsStatistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!Dedicated Server with No LagActive Discord & CommunityOptional Proximity Voice ChatCross-Discord/In-game Text ChatCommunity Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

Server Rules:Do not grief or steal from other members.Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.Do not harass or bully other community members.Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantagesAbsolutely no hacking, x-ray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers.PVP is only allowed in designated areas, or outside of these areas if agreed upon before hand.The keyword is andesite.Do not abuse known Minecraft exploits.

play.barebonesmp.com

Panni-Craft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6102	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Panni-Craft (Works with cracked Minecraft)

Live-Map: www.bit.ly/dynmap-panni

What is Panni-Craft? Panni-Craft is a Survival-Server with a small but friendly community. Build on you own plot or become a member of a town and create together something big!

Some more information: – Skill System (RPG-Style) – Admin- and User-Shops – Jobs to earn money – Hunger Games – PVP-Arenas – Many ranks – Spleef

37.157.251.104

VoidedMC

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to VoidedMC, we are a brand new 1.20.4 server with a friendly player base offering semi-vanilla survival, by merging McMMO, GriefPrevention, Essentials, and many more plugins! We are working on expanding the server currently. We also plan to bring a creative world where you can show off your amazing building skills! Feel free to join! Our staff is extremely nice and always willing to help. So if you have any questions please reach out to us! Have an amazing day!

Voidedmc.net

Florida Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

FMS has just recently undergone a complete map, inventory, and economy reset! -Currently Running 1.7.2 -Fly Enabled for Everyone! -Real Economy -Grief Prevention -Dynmap -PVP World

Check out or Website – http://www.FloridaMinecraft.com Check out our Forums – http://www.floridaminecraft.com/forum/ Check out our Dynmap – http://map.FloridaMinecraft.com Play.FloridaMinecraft.com

Play.FloridaMinecraft.com

FantasyMC

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3246
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9182
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

FantasyMC – Created By FantasyProYT (Youtube Channel: Fantasy Productions)

This server is non pay-to-win and includes the gamemodes such as KitPvP and Survival with more possible gamemodes coming in the future

play.fantasymc.co:2051

Havoc MC | OG Factions | Anarchy | Custom Mobs

Faction, Faction Pvp, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to HAVOC MC, where we’re bringing back the classic Minecraft experience! No TNT cannons, no gen walls – just simple survival with a touch of factions.

🌐 Features:

build bases, and defend against

Community Focus: Connect with players globally in a friendly community. Trade, chat, and embark on epic journeys together.

Custom Mobs: Encounter unique mobs that test your survival skills. Be ready for unexpected encounters as you explore.

Dungeons with Bosses: Explore mysterious dungeons, face powerful bosses, and claim epic rewards. Only the bravest will succeed!

🛠️ Customization:

Custom Items: Discover exclusive items to enhance your gameplay. Collect rare resources for powerful weapons and armor.

Player-driven Economy: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy. Buy, sell, and trade resources to become the wealthiest faction.

🏰 Claim Your Territory:

Raids and Sieges: Test your faction’s strength by raiding bases or engaging in epic sieges. Only the most strategic factions will win.

🌟 Events and Competitions:

Seasonal Challenges: Take on seasonal challenges for new adventures. Stay engaged with fresh content regularly.

Join HAVOC MC now for a classic Minecraft journey where survival, factions, and community come together. Ready to conquer the unknown? Start your adventure today!

149.56.155.63:25597

ManaMC: LOTS OF MAGIC SPELLS AND KINGDOMS

Magic, Magicspells, mmorpg, PvP, RPG, Survival, wizard

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	8719	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

MAGIC SURVIVAL SERVER WITH LOTS OF CUSTOM WANDS, SPELLS, REGIONS AND KINGDOMShttps://discord.gg/PUdZCTQpAX

BUILD YOUR KINGDOM, GET YOUR CUSTOM MAGIC, AND RULE OVER THE WORLD

116.202.222.15:25615

MaximalMinecraft 24/7

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	261	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

MaximalMinecraft 24/7 400 players 8GB PVP – SURVIVAL

198.154.108.6

BlockMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9013
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This a Lifesteal server

play.blockmc.me:26136

TheFruitBox – 1.20.4 | Java & Bedrock | Semi-Vanilla Survival | Events & Tournaments & Shops | Tribes

bedrock, Buildcompetition, building, Chestshop, classic, Competitions, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empires, Events, Exploitsallowed, Mall, Minimalistic, Oldschool, PvP, Redvsblue, Shoppingmall, Spawn, Sponges, Survival, Teams, Tournaments, Tribes, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Votes:	6933
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dimension Hops:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

🍎🎮 TheFruitBox Minecraft Server 🎮🍎

Rediscover the essence of Minecraft at TheFruitBox! Immerse yourself in a pure vanilla gameplay experience with a few knacks. Join a tight-knit community of players who appreciate classic Minecraft in its truest form.

🏰 Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources, shape the marketplace, and witness the dynamic interactions of our community — Currency is Sponge 🧽.

🛍️ Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products. Let your entrepreneurial spirit shine as you attract customers from across the server.

🌟 Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive events unique/custom to the server. Engage in thrilling competitions such as the Champions Tour, Red VS Blue battles, special holiday events, and exciting build competitions—all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

🔥 Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

🌍 Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction. The possibilities for discovery are endless.

👥 Supportive Community: Join our discord… or join a tribe in-game.

📚 Server History: Server was created 2/19/2021. Previously OnlyVanilla.

💬 Stay Connected: Communicate and collaborate with fellow players outside the game on our Discord server.

🌐 Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Join TheFruitBox today and relish the pure essence of Minecraft. Engage in vanilla gameplay, participate in unique events, and connect with a vibrant community that values the true spirit of the game.

play.thefruitbox.net:25700

RedBanner

Creative, Creativeplots, Economy, Economysurvival, Friendly, Gravestones, KitPvP, Markets, Plots, Shulkerpacks, Survival, Towny, Treefeller, Xpbottler

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

RedBanner.net Java 1.20.1 Native, Bedrock Compatible

Fresh 1.20 Map!

– Co-op Survival Towny Small, friendly community Player-run markets and economy (no server-run shop) Rentable shops Brewery with lots of custom recipes mcMMO Autocrafters DoubleEnderchests Potion combining, and enchant/potion effect hiding Respawning dragon eggs GraveStones (protected for 10 minutes) 80% Player experience drops on death Normal Difficulty sethomes Passcode Sign chest/door protection (also protected with factions) Balanced mob farms and villager trades Creeper/enderman block damage disabled Treefeller ShulkerPacks (open shulkers from inside inventories) XP is collected in hoppers as bottles o’ enchantin

– Creative Plots 5 plots per person 42×42 block plot area

– Weekly Events Staff-picked player-requested server-wide events anyone can join Hosted every Saturday (hit us up if that’s a problem, we’ll work something out)

– Various Minigames Mobarena (with decent rewards) 1v1 arena MurderMystery…more to come, we have a few in development.

redbanner.net

NyanPig 24/7 Freebuild Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Farms Harvested:	799
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

-No whitelist, Guests can build, you can protect your stuff -Economy system with shops and rewards -Jobs, classes and ranks -Survival, Freebuild!

JOIN US AND HAVE FUN!

85.131.153.100

Tallcraft

Bukkit, Dropper, Freebuild, Industries, Minecraft, Modified, Monster, Monsterindustries, PvP, Survival, Tallcraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	130	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1564

Explore FreedomJoin Us – Website

mc.tallcraft.com

Gemora SMP

Costomworld, MCMMO, Modified, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Potions Brewed:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Gemora Middle School

We are a small smp with magic, costom world generation, coustom enchants, powergems (simular to bliss smp but no its not ment to bliss copy) uhhhhhhhhhhhhh what else. idk.

Supports all versions (1.8.x – 1.20.x)

Discord:discord.gg/BgemfUF4jd

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588