InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	70

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3905	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ores Mined:	5445
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.