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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 663 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 2555 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
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