we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.
our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the party and be the ultimate rebel by being basic!
[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!
IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:
teporochosnetwork.com:25596
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.
[ – 100 Dayz SMP – ]
Daylight Prep | Zombie Swarms | Mutating Zombies | Custom Guns & Grenades 20k x 20k World | Player Shops | Hardcore Survival | [1.20.4]
Survive solo or with friends. Craft guns, grenades, and more to fight the infected.
Play-to-win! No pay-to-win nonsense here. Utilize Chest GUI shops, rank up, and thrive!
With a 3-hour daily limit, there’s no grinding ahead. We all have lives, so everyone gets an equal shot at survival!
Think you’ve got what it takes? Join now and prove it!
hardcorezombiesurvival.com
But beware, because on this server, things can get a little weird. You might find yourself face-to-face with a talking cow who thinks it’s a ninja, or stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where pigs rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the insanity of a dream world brought to life, complete with flying pigs, ninja cows, and cheese castles? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave…or wake up from this crazy dream come true!
