we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.
our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the party and be the ultimate rebel by being basic!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fulfilling the wildest fantasies of your fellow players, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to be the ultimate fucktoy for the entire server! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!
We’ve got more drama than a Browns tight end with David Njoku questionable for Week 15 due to a hamstring injury. And don’t even get us started on the Colts wide receiver news – Josh Downs could be practicing Wednesday and playing in Week 15, while Ryan Kelly might come back from injured reserve as early as Week 15.
But wait, there’s more! The Jets offensive line is as shaky as Alijah Vera-Tucker’s ankle, and Sauce Gardner is expected to play in Week 15. And if Breece Hall’s knee injury keeps him out, Braelon Allen and Isaiah Davis will be running the ball like they’re being chased by a pack of angry Rams wide receivers.
Speaking of which, Demarcus Robinson and Jordan Whittington are both questionable for Week 15 due to shoulder injuries, while Nick Bosa and Trent Williams are in the same boat for the 49ers. And Deebo Samuel is so frustrated with his lack of targets, he’s ready to take on the entire server by himself.
So if you want a Minecraft SMP that’s more unpredictable than a Browns game, join us now! Just be prepared for more twists and turns than a Jets running back trying to avoid a tackle.
Azuria
Azuria is a semi-open world RPG server, in a souls-like world. Uncover the storyline, find hidden secrets, other dimensions, complete quests, and slay any boss who stands in your way.
Join today to start your adventure.
Azuria.minehut.gg
Are you tired of being lumped in with SEA when vtubers talk about things ‘kaigai’? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this madness! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with European/American shenanigans that will make you forget all about being lumped in with SEA. Build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place as a European/American Minecraft master!
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a tutu, and build a house made entirely of TNT (just make sure not to accidentally blow it up)!
We have a secret /biz/ telegram for discussing the latest crypto trends, but beware, if you mention anything about shilling or spam, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…or are we?).
So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to your diamond-encrusted throne!