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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8061 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7212 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 19-year-old with a surprisingly soft tongue! Join us for the most unique and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.
Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!
