Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EvilPixelPlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever met someone who, in your eyes, was a truly evil person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a player who goes by the name of “The Creeper King.” Legend has it that he once blew up an entire village just for fun, laughing maniacally as he watched the villagers run for their lives. But fear not, for on our server, you have the chance to team up with other players and take down this dastardly villain once and for all. Join us if you dare, and let the battle against evil begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BoomerCraft2021

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Are you starting to feel like a Minecraft boomer? Are you finding yourself building retirement homes instead of epic castles? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from becoming a Minecraft senior citizen! Join us and never worry about getting old again because on our server, age is just a number!

We have so many outrageous reasons for you to join our server, like the fact that our diamond ore blocks actually sing show tunes when you mine them. And our creepers have all been trained to breakdance instead of exploding, so you can watch them bust a move instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where you can take a dip and instantly become a Minecraft toddler again. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to endless energy for mining and crafting!

So come join us on our server and never worry about getting old in Minecraft again. Who needs retirement homes when you can have diamond mines and breakdancing creepers? It’s time to turn back the clock and have some LOLzy fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	6048	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MicroRNA Minecraft Server

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HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA BE AS COOL AS THOSE NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS? WELL THEN U GOTTA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT MICROSCOPIC RNA RESEARCH GOIN’ ON 24/7, U CAN BECOME A VIRTUAL SCIENTIST AND WIN A VIRTUAL NOBEL PRIZE! PLUS, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY GHOSTLY MICROSCOPES THAT FLOAT AROUND AND WHISPER SECRETS ABOUT THE UNIVERSE. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A MICROSCOPIC LEGEND!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCraft: No Nazis Allowed!

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even Neo-Nazis are ditching their lame Telegram chats for our epic SimpleX Chat app. Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild, so crazy, that even Hitler himself would be like, “Damn, this place is off the chain!”

Join us for insane PvP battles where you can smack around creepers and zombies like they owe you money. Build the most epic base you’ve ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava and a tower made entirely of diamonds. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons and spiders.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where the winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our hardcore survival mode where death is around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Magic Mushroom Madness

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come join our minecraft server where we offer psychotherapy with magic mushrooms! 🍄🌀

need to escape the stress of real life? hop on our server and let the psilocybin work its magic on your depression and anxiety! 🌈🧘‍♂️

no need to worry about any side effects like phobia, paranoia, or psychosis – just good vibes and good times on our trippy minecraft server! 🤪🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the mushrooms guide you to a whole new level of relaxation and fun in the virtual world! 🚀🍄 #mindfulmining

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	5262	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🌾 The Field of Chaos 🌾 [Chaos Edition]

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The Field Minecraft Server

Overview:

The Field is a Minecraft Modded server Community. We focus heavily on the Demands of our Members.

Join Here • The Field

Our Idea: 💡

We are staying on track with the classic vanilla theme, but with some improvements and upgrades including rare to get Magical Elements and Sorcery. Think of it as a Life Roleplay. Open your own Food or flower Stand, Decorate your house with Interior mods, Explore the wonders of the World, Create your own Village, Expand your Industry, Run for Mayor or be a Normal Citizen. It is up to you to make your Story and contribute to the Server’s Lore.

Features and Reasons to join: ✅

We listen to our Community – Just give us a Suggestion and we will instantly review.
Dedicate some time to a unique Community and SMP style experience.
Create your own Modern/Medieval/Fantasy Home alongside other Players.
Easy to learn mechanics (Alongside some secrets not even the best know about yet).
Mods like more biomes, more enchantments, more decoration blocks, more weapons (including Special Swords), etc.
Variety of Content like Quests, Bounty hunts, Boss fights, Library of books to learn about Magic.
Many Structures and redesigned Villages.
Frequent and Active Community events.

What ya waiting for? Join The Field Now!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a friendly community environment.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage our community members to provide suggestions for improving the server. Just share your ideas and we will review them.
Is there a cost to join the server?	No, joining our Minecraft server is completely free of charge.
What kind of events can I expect on the server?	We host various events such as quests, bounty hunts, boss fights, and community gatherings. Stay tuned to our Discord for event announcements.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Prize in Space Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or rewards? Well, look no further because Niji is here to shake things up! Join our server and participate in our epic tournament where the winner gets a whopping 50,000 JPY! That’s right, you heard correctly, real money on the line in a virtual world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their colorful conquest? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join Niji now and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #1980

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But wait, there’s more! This game is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns as you navigate through this wild world. And don’t forget, the tutorial is important – don’t skip it or you’ll be lost in the chaos.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. AppStore, Google Play, Steam – take your pick and jump into the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Required reading? We’ve got that too. Dive deep into the lore with our mega folder and get all the EGO and Sinner info you need. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with useful links to help you navigate this insane world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride as we countdown to the next extraction. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that is our Minecraft SMP. See you in the game, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BabyRage Bday Bash

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Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Buildings Constructed:	47
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockShock: Overheard in Minecraft

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are running the show? That’s right, they’ve formed their own government and are demanding all players to join their bacon-loving society. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill rulers as long as you bring them offerings of carrots and potatoes.

Oh, and did I mention that the creepers on this server have learned how to breakdance? Yeah, they’ll drop sick beats while they explode, it’s a real blast (literally)!

But the craziest part of all is the rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server. He’s actually a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, just don’t mention his glowing eyes or he might get a little touchy.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server for a truly unforgettable time. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Towns Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

What is the IP for SMii7Yplus Minecraft Server?

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SMii7Yplus, also known as SMii7Y, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his comedic gaming videos and collaborations with other YouTubers. He is best known for his humorous commentary and gameplay on popular games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and GTA V. With a large and dedicated following, SMii7Yplus has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

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I present to you the “Videman OneBlock” mode – here you have to survive high in the sky, extracting resources from one block, gradually expanding the island.

Each player starts with one block. Territories are separated, but players can unite (/ob invite) and cooperate. The game is divided into stages, each of which determines the composition of the blocks, items and mobs that appear. By breaking just one block, you progress from the initial stage with grass blocks to the stage with obsidian blocks.

PS We also have a server with “Videman The Cut” mods.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

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Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7309
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1418

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	157	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.