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UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	3497	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	100	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	6624
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4555	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Towns Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	125
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	3695	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4972	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	414	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	515
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2931
Emeralds Found:	7280	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Votes:	161
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9