Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Dimension Hops: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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