Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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