Are you tired of listening to boring life advice that you never follow anyways? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the only advice you’ll get is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat! Ignoring this advice will result in being banished to the land of noobs, where you’ll be forced to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for eternity. So come join us for some wacky adventures and ridiculous challenges that will make you question your sanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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