IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

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So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2933	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	4840	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

Adults, Chillcraft, collect pets, Community, Conquer, custom crafting recipes, dangerous mobs, dramafree, Enchants, ENGAGEMENT, Explore, fast travel, Jobs, leaderboard, love, MCMMO, Mounts, no cheating, Pets, play style, powerful rewards, Quests, richest player, Server, skill progress, smp, supportive, top-tier gear

CasualCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	103.152.196.66
Features	Classic survival with RPG elements, two unique worlds, leaderboards, gear grinding, enchanting, mounts, pets, custom crafting

What makes CasualCraft special?

RPG World: Dive into our custom RPG world filled with quests, dangerous mobs, and powerful rewards. No item drop rule.

Survival World: Gather resources, grind for gear, hone enchantments. Challenge yourself before entering the RPG world.

Gear Grinding and Enchanting: Optimize your setup, use Enchanter NPC for best enchants, become unstoppable.

Leaderboards: Compete for top spot in various leaderboards like Baltop and McMMO Top.

Mounts, Pets, and Custom Crafting: Unlock mounts, collect pets, discover unique crafting recipes.

Whether conquering Survival or exploring RPG world, CasualCraft offers diverse gameplay options.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on CasualCraft?	No, we focus on cooperative gameplay and do not allow PvP.
Are there any age restrictions on the server?	While we are mostly adults, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above using your Minecraft client.
Is cheating tolerated on CasualCraft?	No, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and maintain a fair gaming environment.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

Craft, DC crossover, Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, Minecraft, Server, sonic, Sonic booru, Sonic collaboration, Sonic comic scans, Sonic cytube, Sonic Game Recommendations, Sonic IDW comics, Sonic issue #74, Sonic milestone, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, Sonic Pixel World, Sonic Release Dates, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, Sonic X Shadow Generations

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from official trailers to insane crossover miniseries with DC.

Looking for a place to chat about Sonic x Shadow Generations and speculate on the release dates like it’s the end of the world? Look no further, we got you covered.

And don’t forget about our exclusive Sonic Rumble event, where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns.

Join now for a chance to explore our Pixel World filled with Sonic-themed creations and unleash your inner Sonic fanboy/girl. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	760759
Buildings Constructed:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hangry Minecraft SMP

can’t code, coding, coding challenges, coding difficulties, coding distractions, coding efficiency, coding energy, coding focus, coding habits, coding mindset, coding motivation, coding performance, coding struggle, coding success, coding tips, coding tricks., coding without food, hangry, Hunger, Hungry, Minecraft, productivity, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5935
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

advice needed, Boundaries, boundaries respected, BroBILdoxxedMe, brother-in-law, business profiles, career move, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, confrontational situation, ethical concerns, family dynamics, Industry, Job, LinkedIn, Minecraft, personal information, personal number, privacy, Professionalism, Server, work relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

bathroom, bathroom duty, Chores, cleanliness, Cooking, cooking preferences, cooking skills, Dinner, Duty, family, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, meal prep, Négotiation, nope, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Siblings, teenager chores

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than cleaning a gross bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where cooking skills are celebrated and bathroom cleaning is banned!

We understand the struggle of having to clean up after your siblings’ bathroom mess, which is why we offer a virtual escape to a world where you can cook up a storm without worrying about dirty toilets. Plus, we have a strict “no bathroom cleaning” policy in place!

Join us and show off your culinary creations while avoiding the dreaded chore of cleaning up after others. Who needs a sparkling bathroom when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Come join us and leave the bathroom cleaning behind for good!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StrangerTalksMC SMP

bonding with strangers, chance meeting, Connection, deep talk, engaging dialogue, exchanging perspectives, forming a connection, Human Connection, meaningful interaction, meeting new people, memorable conversation, random encounter, serendipitous moment, sharing stories, smp, sparking a connection, stranger, StrangerTalksMC, thought-provoking discussion, Unexpected Encounter, unforgettable chat, unique experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafting for Love

alone, Crafting, DATING, embracing singlehood, flying solo, independent, looking for love, love, love life, not in a relationship, Relationship Status, self-partnered, single, single and happy, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, Single life, Solo, solo journey, unattached, uncommitted

Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	8084
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mystic Paradis

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranking, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Love Letters Sent:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

active members, Armor stand arms, banana, Contact, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fight, Fun Events, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, lower 20s, mobs, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Playerheads, rules, sandwich, sandwiches, smp, Throwing, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, wide range

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

academic pressure, academic stress, Calculator, college struggles, coping mechanisms, Crafty, CS degree, day drinking, end up day drinking, feeling overwhelmed, math frustration, math problems, mental health, Minecraft, procrastination, questioning choices, regretting CS degree, seeking help, self-doubt, Server, stress relief, struggling with math, Time management, try to do math

Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

age, Age gap parents, age gap relationships, family dynamics, family dynamics revealed, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, family secrets confessed, family secrets exposed, family secrets revealed, family secrets uncovered, gap, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, parental age difference, parents, smp, teenage parents, teenage pregnancy, unconventional family dynamics, unconventional family structure, unconventional parenting

Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Items Found:	6871

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Zombie Dances:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

book blog, book community, book discussion, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, book sequel, book series, bookish, bookish discussions, bookish tags, BookSequelCraft, bookworm, Character development, Continues, fan theories, Fiction, Literature, novel, plot continuation, Quest, reading, storytelling

Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Crops Grown:	6358

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

alzheimer’s, anti-aging, BOOSTING, boosting agent, brain disorders, brain health, cellular health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, energy production, Fun, Longevity, Memory Loss, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, nad, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, nicotinamide mononucleotide, Oxidative Stress, stress response

LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Emeralds Found:	4299

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.