So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Falling into the Void: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Players Killed by Monsters: 8658 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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