So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Runes Activated: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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