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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9297 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 6140 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 83 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.