> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	8745
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	2389
Crops Grown:	8066	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Potions Brewed:	40
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.