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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5343 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually disguised as shiny yellow jerseys, waiting to be claimed by the ultimate champion of the server. And if you think surviving in the wilderness is tough, just wait until you have to outrun a horde of zombie pigmen on a tandem bike!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to a game of chess for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers speak in Tour de France commentary.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and pedal your way to victory in the most epic UCI World Tour of your life!