Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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