Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Animals Bred: 61 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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