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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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