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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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