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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9978 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 78 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
