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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build giant statues of Steve riding a llama. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is in on the shenanigans – he’s been known to breakdance during boss fights!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… socks? Yep, socks. Don’t ask why, just join and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure ridiculousness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	159

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3470	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Animals Bred:	128	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	832	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7303	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!