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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9651 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4197 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server and is now our official mascot. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco, and every full moon, all players turn into werewolves with a craving for pumpkin pie.
If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure madness, then join us now! Just remember, we don’t care about politics or elections here – we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. Let the chaos begin!