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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2277 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 389 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 |
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server and is now our official mascot. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco, and every full moon, all players turn into werewolves with a craving for pumpkin pie.
If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure madness, then join us now! Just remember, we don’t care about politics or elections here – we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. Let the chaos begin!