I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Votes:	2555
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5159
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1549	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	1304	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	509

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6339	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8650
Enchantments Applied:	142	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	17	Potions Brewed:	82
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3664	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2195
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	204	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	289	Void Armor Forged:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg