I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1701
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Votes:	5067	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6343	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	226

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2718
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	698
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	3689

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Towns Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	6948	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6761	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

nornia.net