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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Hi And Welcome To Megga-Craft We Have A Multi Server Network With Creative Server/Survival/SlimeFun We Are BEDROCK & JAVA Supported! ~Friendly Server ~SlimeFun ~1.20.4 Version ~Mob waves in our arena ~Voting Rewards ~An Achievement System Active ~Mini Games Coming Soon To Our Hub! ~Grief Prevention ~Claim Land ~Player Shops ~Eco Currency Many Many More……We Have More Servers Opening Very Soon! See You There!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	6731
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Emeralds Found:	4483
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!