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/The Fluffy Chickens Minecraft SMP/ – Short and Stuffed Edition

Archive, artists, chickens, discussion, Edition, Fatfur, female, fetishes, Fluffy, Fresh, Furaffinity, height, Images, kemono party, Minecraft, Paid Content, pastebin, Reposting, short, slow pace, smp, Stuffed, sub-fetishes, Waifurs, Writefag

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! This server is dedicated to all things female fatfur, where we embrace short and stuffed characters in all their glory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious discussions, insane stories, and a never-ending stream of images that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Our writefags are on fire, our pastebin is overflowing with madness, and our paid content will blow your mind (and your wallet).

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of artist downloads, a furaffinity archive that will make your jaw drop, and a QOTT that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, keep it female, keep it fat, and keep it absolutely ridiculous.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Punch Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, criminal intent, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, hate crime awareness, hate crime consequences, hate crime legislation, hate crime prevention, Hate Speech, Minecraft, PIXEL, Punch, Racial equality, racial profiling, racial tension, racism, radicalization, Server, social justice, violence, White Supremacy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your white-people-killing needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane weapons, crazy traps, and explosive surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary White People Slayer, a mythical creature that roams the land seeking out unsuspecting players to take down. Will you be able to survive its wrath and claim the title of ultimate warrior?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner chaos as you embark on a quest to kill white people more efficiently than ever before. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Angry, BIZARRE, Confused, Entertainment, Frustrated, guys, humor, internet, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Problem, rant, reaction, smp, social media, strange, Video, viral video, weird, what the actual fuck, WTF

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ruins Corp Minecraft Server

anger inducing content, anti spam filters, anti-corporate activism, blockquotepRuins, content censorship, Corp, corporate corruption, corporate destruction, corporate manipulation, corporate sabotage, data corruption, digital sabotage, doesn’t stream, infuriating content, irreversibly ruins corpo, makes you mad, Minecraft, Serverpblockquote, spam filter failure, streaming disappointment, streaming frustrations, technology anger, technology frustrations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a sprinkle of madness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the depths of the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to befriend this rare beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Niggerius Jr’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, African American culture, African American history, anti-racism, Bigotry, black history, Black Lives Matter, civil rights movement, derogatory terms, discrimination, equality, JRS, Minecraft, Niggerius, Niggerius Jr, prejudice, Racial equality, racial injustice, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racism, smp, social justice, systemic racism

Welcome to Niggerius Jr., the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday at precisely 3:33 PM. But beware, if you don’t catch them in time, they turn into explosive TNT blocks that will blow up your entire base! It’s a race against time to gather as many diamonds as you can before disaster strikes.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the mobs on Niggerius Jr. throw a massive rave party in the Nether. Zombie pigmen breakdance, creepers drop sick beats, and even the Ender Dragon shows up to spit some fire bars. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the server’s resident prankster, a mischievous chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. He’s notorious for stealing players’ items and hiding them in his secret underground lair. Will you be able to outsmart him and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us on Niggerius Jr., where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Just watch out for those explosive diamonds – they’re a real blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HIND-MC

ADMIN, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Energ1boy, Fun, Gaming, HIND-MC, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival

Hi, I’m Energ1boy, the admin of HIND. We are a fun community and love our server, we have really cool plugins and builds and even people which you WILL have fun with, guaranteed. So join now and let’s all have fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sensitivity Read Minecraft Server

Game, long tail tag, Minecraft, Read, sensitivity, sensitivity read, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so sensitive, it can read your emotions and adjust the gameplay accordingly! Feeling sad? We’ll spawn a bunch of adorable puppies to cheer you up. Feeling angry? We’ll give you a diamond sword and let you go on a rampage! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures like you’ve never experienced before!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dump Wallet Minecraft SMP

altcoins, asset management, Blockchain, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, dump, dump wallet, exhaustion, Financial Planning, Investment, Link, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, price movement, profit potential., remaining balance, risk management, smp, speculation, Trading, wallet

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to uncover the mysteries of the 350m dump wallet and see if it will align with the bull run starting for link. Will you be the one to solve the riddle and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the dangers lurking in the shadows? Only one way to find out – join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Born to Kill

Adventure, Balancing, Challenges, Combat, Community, competitive, Cooperative, Discord, Earth, Economy, Events, Hardcore, Kalyug, Keys, LifeSteal, Network, Players, PvP, Rewards, spoiler, Survival, Vanilla

This Server is made as a network with a balanced Economy and it has Lifesteal that makes it more interesting and the thing that makes you play it is that its hard to survive here just give a try and play here.

Mark my words:- You will love to Play here

The Server has got Discord server with co operative owners and you must get minecraft there only cause I cant type all things and give you spoiler to many things

You can get keys or economy balance by participating in many events on discord Remember one thing that this is kalyug and you are borned to kill not ot die

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Items Found:	8651	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OmriNet

Features, gameplay, Minecraft, Network, OmriNet, Survival

OmriNet: A Minecraft network offering a unique survival experience. More exciting features coming soon! Join us for fresh, engaging gameplay. Discover OmriNet today.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Muscle Minecraft Server

accusation ridicule, Crafty, divorce settlement removal, financial association contracts, financial contracts, government power reduction, government size reduction, inflation-adjusted pay, Minecraft, Muscle, proof of claims, proof of claims encouragement, random accusations ridicule, Server, social welfare removal, strong men, victim-based policing, victim-focused policing

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve completely turned the world upside down! Join us if you want to experience a virtual reality where the government is as tiny as a baby chicken and the police only show up when there’s a real crime, like stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe!

Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.

On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Masterpiece Joker Tarantino Minecraft SMP

box office hit, BTFO, chuds, cinematic genius, controversial film, dark comedy, film analysis, film criticism, film director, film industry, Hollywood, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Joker 2, Masterpiece, Minecraft, movie review, psychological thriller, robert de niro, smp, Tarantino, todd phillips, villain origin story

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Tarantino himself declared our server as a masterpiece, even comparing it to Joker 2 (which doesn’t even exist, but who cares, it’s Tarantino!). And as if that wasn’t enough, the Chuds (whatever those are) were completely BTFO’d by our players in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted golden eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even catch Tarantino himself building a giant movie set made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Items Found:	5691	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

What is the IP for SmallAnt Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, SmallAnt

SmallAnt is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his speedrunning content. He specializes in games such as Super Mario 64 and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and is known for his entertaining commentary and impressive speedrunning skills. SmallAnt has gained a large following on both platforms for his energetic personality and dedication to mastering the art of speedrunning.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Verox.gg

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Adventure Gameplay SMP Server Popular Rising star Connect Add Server Fun Community PVP Economy Plugins Roleplay Mini-games Creative Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Verox.gg | Your Adventure Begins Here Verox.gg is the ultimate Minecraft survival server providing a fantastic gameplay experience. Known as the #1 SMP server, Verox is a rising star. We aim to become the #1 most popular SMP (survival multiplayer) server in the world.

Connect to Verox.gg today

1. In Minecraft, go to Multiplayer, and click Add Server 2. Enter verox.gg into the server address box and click Done 3. Have fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8