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Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

Civilization, Competition, death, economic recession, Food, Future, Hindu male rape rats, Hindu rapejeets, Hordes, house for rent, Indians, Jews, judaism, Late, Late stage Judaism, man, Minecraft, open jobs, smp, Stage, White, White Man, white woman

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BareVanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, factions raiding, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, op prison, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

BareVanilla Anarchy

Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	717
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

2tools2builders

1.17.1, 2b2t, 2tools2builders, Anarchy, baibo78, bedrock, building, Community, Cracked, Cross-Play, crossplay, Experience, Exploration, Griefing, Hardcore, java, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

2tools2builders (2t2b.org) – The Newest Cracked Crossplay Anarchy Server

Cracked means you can join without a paid Minecraft account, and crossplay means you can join from Bedrock Edition Minecraft.

The server is available for Java 1.17.1+ (stably updated). For Bedrock, unfortunately, support is only for the latest versions (also stably updated).

The server is inspired by 2b2t. We aim to make it as similar to 2b2t as possible in terms of style, plugins, and overall experience.

The server was created and launched on 08.28.2024. 2t2b is hosted and developed by a small team, with baibo78 as the founder and owner.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SonicCraft – Minecraft Server

DC crossover, IDW, Knuckles, Minecraft, Server, sonic, sonic anniversary, Sonic booru, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic Halloween, Sonic milestone, sonic mod, Sonic OC, Sonic Pixel World, Sonic Release Dates, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – where Sonic the Hedgehog reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos emeralds, loop-de-loops, and chili dogs galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can race against Sonic himself in a chili dog eating contest. The winner gets a pair of super speed shoes that will make you the fastest miner in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event coming up where you can team up with Knuckles to defeat Dr. Eggman and his army of robotic minions. Rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and unleash a devastating blast of chaos energy on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through the Sonic universe and experience the thrill of speed, the power of friendship, and the joy of collecting shiny rings. See you on the other side, fellow hedgehog enthusiasts!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1970

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Campaign, Chaldea, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Ego, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateGO, FateGO NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support, smp, summon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with outrageous reasons to join!

Join our server and experience the “Chaldea Tam Lin Cup – The Next Generation’s Triumphant Return” event, where you must battle against dragon girls and water margins to claim victory! Don’t miss out on the Morgan Pickup Summon, where you can summon powerful warriors to aid you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Singularity Repair Support Campaign and repair the fabric of time itself. Summon heroes from the First Singularity and watch as they fight by your side in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, join the Halloween Rebellion of 108 and face off against the fearsome Huyan Zhuo in a showdown of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious or be swept away by the dragon girl’s water margin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on insane adventures, summon powerful allies, and conquer the most outrageous challenges you’ve ever faced!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Infinite Chaos

Adventure, Casual, Challenges, collaboration, Community, competitive, Creative, custom content, Events, EXCITEMENT, gameplay, MCMMO, Mods, new features, Plugins, PvP, role playing, Roleplay, Survival, unpredictability, Updates, vibrant

Welcome to Infinite Chaos!

Dive into a world where unpredictability reigns supreme! Our server offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay, vibrant community interactions, and endless adventures. Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive gamer, there’s something here for everyone.

Features:

Dynamic Events: Experience spontaneous challenges and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Diverse Game Modes: From survival and creative to PvP and role-playing, choose your adventure. Community Driven: Join a friendly and active community that thrives on collaboration and creativity. Custom Content: Explore unique plugins and mods tailored to enhance your experience. Regular Updates: Enjoy frequent updates and new features based on player feedback. Join us in Infinite Chaos, where every moment is a new opportunity for fun and excitement. Are you ready to embrace the chaos?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SignalSMP

Adventure, adventure team, Community, community-driven, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, house building, Items, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, SignalSMP, small server, Survival, Trading, virtual world

A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server

amazing, Awesome, awesome sauce, Compliment, Excellent, eXtraordinary, Fabulous, fantastic, friggin, Great, Impressive.., Incredible, Minecraft, Outstanding, praise, remarkable, Sauce, sause, Server, SUPERB, Terrific, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be treated like the friggin awesomesauce that you are!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem, we’ve got those too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden realm filled with diamonds the size of your head and mountains made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Chicken of Destiny, who grants wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7304	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Goofy Minecraft SMP

Censored.tv, channel URL, CRAWL, destination folder, Downloads, episode URLs, go, Golang, goofy, hourly intervals, Language, metadata, metatagging, Minecraft, Performant, Productive, racist, remote destination folder, smp, software, Sonarr, Tasks, transphobic content, video files, web

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.

But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tectonic

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Tectonic is host to a small player base in which everyone knows everyone for the most part. We have job economy, shops, skill leveling, homes, land claim, among other neat semi-vanilla plugins. We are very much anti-grief on this server, it is not allowed even in wilderness areas.

We have players in both EU and USA primarily, hope to see you soon! (Please note, spawn/voting/crates/rewards still in progress for setup, created this as initial test run, you may still login and start playing though)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

Address, Auto-mine, battle pass, Bed wars, build battle, Clans, Hide and seek, Homes, Hunger Games, inmine, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, new blocks, Parkour, player stores, Popular Server, PORT, privates, promo code, pumping system, Sky Wars, Spleef, technical support, TNT Run, Version, VIP privilege, Warps

InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

We are waiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru

Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

BurgerCraft, criticism, cultural influence, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Girls, global perspective, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japanese media, Journalism, media ethics, Media influence, Media portrayal, media responsibility, Minecraft, Server, Social Impact, societal norms, UN committee, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the UN Committee criticized it for potentially inciting violence against women and girls – that’s how you know it’s lit!

Join us for the chance to experience the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Our players are so skilled, they once built an entire city made out of diamond blocks just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place daily – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players take down a dragon with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and zombies.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Jeremiah was a Minecraft SMP bullfrog

70s, amphibian, bullfrog, classic rock, Communication, Drinking, friendship, Fun, good friend, Jeremiah, Lyrics, Memories, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Nostalgia, Oldies, sing-along, smp, song, Understanding, wine

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Jeremiah the bullfrog is our unofficial mascot! He may not speak English, but he sure knows how to party. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and plenty of wine-drinking with our amphibious friend. Who knows, maybe Jeremiah will even teach you some secret froggy language skills. So hop on over and join us for a ribbiting good time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8848	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

What are Minecraft servers like Vanilla Minecraft ?

close-knit, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, ESSENTIAL, forum, Good Humor, grievances, Hardcore, INFORMATION, Linktr.ee, multiplayer, mutual aid, Notch, Plugins, PvE, REDISCOVER, Server version, Site, Skyblock, Survival, survival experience, theft protection, Vanilla

Some similar Minecraft servers to Vanilla Minecraft include:

1. HermitCraft – HermitCraft is a popular server known for its tight-knit community of content creators and players who create unique builds and engage in collaborative projects.

2. Mindcrack – Mindcrack is another well-known server with a focus on Vanilla gameplay and community engagement. Players are encouraged to explore, build, and play together in a friendly and supportive environment.

3. Legacy SMP – Legacy SMP is a server that offers a Vanilla experience with a focus on building and exploration. Players can join forces with others to complete challenges and quests, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded individuals.

4. CubeCraft – CubeCraft is a popular server with a variety of game modes and mini-games, including survival mode that closely resembles Vanilla Minecraft. Players can enjoy the classic Minecraft experience while also exploring new and exciting features.

5. Wynncraft – Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft server that offers a custom RPG experience with quests, NPCs, and an expansive world to explore. While it may not be identical to Vanilla Minecraft, it offers a similar level of immersion and gameplay depth.

Overall, these servers offer a similar experience to Vanilla Minecraft while also providing their own unique elements to keep players engaged and entertained. Explore these servers and find your new favorite today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Legal 15 Girls Minecraft Server

“Youth, 15 year old girls, age of consent, America, consent, discrimination, equality, fat, gay America, Girls, Laws, Legal, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Murika, old bitches, RIGHTS, Server, society, Stereotypes, teenagers, Ugly, united states

Are you tired of living in a world where 15-year-old girls are only legal in certain places? Well, look no further because on our server, 15-year-old girls are legal EVERYWHERE! Say goodbye to the restrictions of gay America and hello to a world where Murika is filled with fat, ugly old bitches who can’t touch you! Join us for a wild ride filled with legal shenanigans and outrageous adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9