I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	9740
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

The Australian Towny & Geopolitics ServerDynmap: http://map.warlock-mc.com Discord: http://disc.warlock-mc.comStaff Needed!We encourage roleplay and the need for legitimate casus bellis. We are not a factions style raiding server. Some of our current nations include: The Republic of Wrenicau, The Kingdom of Britannia, The Kingdom of Tiredia, the Imperium Allemagnum. In total we have 4 nation states and 21 sovereign city states.These nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade. In the towny world are strategic resources that are needed by all states. The world itself is small. Both of these features are designed to encourage conflict because while we do promote the need for legitimate reasons to go to war, we do not want a conflict-less server. IP: warlock-mc.com Bedrock: Use same ip and port: 25565

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1684	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Apocalyptic Gaming Network(AGN) was founded in 2010, AGN is a multi-server modded/vanilla Minecraft network hosting 30+ servers.We are hosting one of the most popular modpacks such as Hexxit & Hexxit 2 & Hexxit Updated, Tekkit & Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends, Tekxit 2 & 3 & 3.14 PI, RLCraft, The 1.12.2 Pack, and many more which you can see here https://www.apocgaming.org/servers . We love interacting with people, while having a very dedicated player base and staff. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as:– Factions (Voltz Only) & GriefPrevention (Custom Made) & Towny – Economy/Shops/Rewards including Kits/Keys/Crates/Vote Rewards (Custom Plugin) – Dozens of worlds to explore & Bungeecord Network(Custom Made) – Global Chat/Mail/Messaging (Custom Plugin) – Active Discord Server – 24/7 Active Staff in game and on Discord & 24/7 Uptime – Minimal banned items (each server has less than 10 banned items)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9113
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2810
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.