I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

StepMomsRipoffTax

AITAH, blended family, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, financial boundaries, financial pressure, Guilt, guilt trip, open marriage, parental neglect, Parental Pressure, Siblings, step mother, step siblings, StepMomsRipoffTax, Tantrum

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PhaseCrazeCraft

defining moments, growth mindset., Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life phases, life transformation, life transitions, overcoming challenges, personal development, personal evolution, personal growth, PhaseCrazeCraft, Phases, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, transformation

Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, cosmic discoveries, discoveries, Fun, Galactic, Galactic Outflows, Galactic Structure, galaxies, Giant Magnetic Halo, Halo, magnetic, magnetic fields, Magnetic Resonance, measurements, Milky Way, research, Science, space exploration, space phenomena, Star-forming Activities, Stars, Universe, X-ray Emitting Halo

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Crops Grown:	4429
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crops Grown:	1365	Magic Items Found:	7392
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NoTrespassingZone

boundary dispute, boundary disputes, fence issues, land clearing, land ownership, neighbor conflict, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, neighbor disputes, neighbor issues, NoTrespassingZone, property boundaries, property disputes, property lines, property maintenance, property rights

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	386
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

370M, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, children, education, empowerment, gals, gender-based violence, Girls, global issue, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, PixelPervs, Prevention, Protection, Resources, sexual violence, statistics, Support, survivors, Trauma, UNICEF

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

Adults, Aesthetics, bedrock, Casual, collide, Community, Crafting, Discord, Drama, Driven, Epic, Experience, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, Modded, Mods, Playstyle, quality of life, Realm, Realms, Relaxed, Roastfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, Speed Running, Vanilla

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7403	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Emeralds Found:	3078
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0