I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

10PM, 5am, bored, Chat, Conversation, Discord, discord chat, insomnia, insomnia support, late night, late night boredom, late night talk, lonely, lonely nights, Minecraft, night owl, NIGHTS, Pst, rippa911, shoot the shit, sleep schedule, smp, throwaway

Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Villages Defended:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

career choices, comfort zone, Decision making, fear of change, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experiences, Life decisions, missed chances, missed opportunity, OpportunityCraft, personal growth, refused opportunity, regret, risk aversion, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self reflection, turning down opportunities

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	484	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

One Direction Sound Waves

Acoustic research, Acoustic technology, Acoustic waves, Direction, Directional audio, Directional sound, Directional sound waves, Physicists, Physics advancement, Physics innovation, physics research, Research breakthrough, scientific discovery, Sound, sound engineering, sound manipulation, Sound technology, sound waves, Unidirectional sound, Wave directionality, Wave generation, Wave propagation, Waves

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

“Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

advice, Bonding, Communication, compromise, Conflict, daughter-in-law, emotional connections, family, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, law, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Mother, mother-in-law, Motherhood, motherly love, relationships, Server, son-in-law, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

aew, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conversation, Differences, Fan, Fandom, Girlfriend, Listening, MARK, Minecraft, perspective, Positive, relationships, Rivalry, smp, Support, tribalism, Understanding, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

alienation, cousins, estate distribution, Estate Planning, Fairness, family assets, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, Financial Planning, future planning, generational wealth, grandchildren, Inheritance, net worth, parents, Siblings, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepDaughterNoWillInheritance, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	551337
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1265
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magic Items Found:	5433	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CatastrophicCraft

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so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, madness, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
Factory	Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

Q: What mods are included in this server?

A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	1550	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

Adults, animation, Anime, Character development, comedy, Coming of Age, Cultural differences, Entertainment, hopeful, humor, Japanese culture, Maturity, mc, Media, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, romcom, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, Stereotypes, television

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ores Mined:	9400
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bros, buck breaking, Challenges, chief, chief bros, Community, determination, empowerment, feeling defeated, growth, Minecraft, Oppression, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Reffie, resilience, self-care, smp, solidarity, strength, Struggle, Support, Unity

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4172
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StepMomsRipoffTax

AITAH, blended family, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, financial boundaries, financial pressure, Guilt, guilt trip, open marriage, parental neglect, Parental Pressure, Siblings, step mother, step siblings, StepMomsRipoffTax, Tantrum

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3790	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Potions Brewed:	102	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3