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| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.
And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.
So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.
Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
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| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 158 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 90 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 22 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 54 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6937 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
