Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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