Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Secret Passages Found: 7
Mines Excavated: 3605 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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