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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	168
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crops Grown:	4228
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Votes:	6930	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Crops Grown:	9511	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	2325
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5593
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	82	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	280	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	3023
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7204
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6804
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Items Found:	5684	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6028	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimension Hops:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	94/100	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Buildings Constructed:	49	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	8091