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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9150 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 223345 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 9063 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!