| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2506 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 493 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6324 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 4345 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9015 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5188 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5703 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7649 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 54 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9425 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1131 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Crops Grown: | 3298 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9409 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9100 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 373 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | New Chunks Explored: | 284940 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2812 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6782 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7709 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8527 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 274 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 847 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7938 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3740 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 242 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 |
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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4803 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4632 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8362 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3040 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7455 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3488 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
